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Cheap Carnival Cruise

The prompt was "The Sea." The Rejects delivered a couples retreat that was not quite what was advertised. Doug and Meg show up expecting a Carnival Cruise. What they got was something else entirely — technically waterfront, technically a cruise, and run by a man named Dave who has an answer for everything. Every single complaint. Every single red flag. Dave has it covered. The sketch Battle Championship has never been more sea-adjacent.

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