In our new game Duets, we bring made-up musicals to life—complete with dramatic scenes and spontaneous songs. This one’s from Pig King: The Musical, where pig troops prepare for war with the Sheepdom beyond the fence.

In a kingdom divided by wool and mud, one pig rises to unite his snout-bound brothers. With hoof-stomping anthems and sizzling ballads, Pig King delivers a tale of bacon, bravery, and betrayal.

Yeah… it got weird.