Welcome to the “Rejects” Shop
Your one-stop spot for gear that’s as bold, weird, and wildly lovable as we are.
Whether you're repping your favorite comedy crew, embracing your inner misfit, or just here for the screaming chicken—there’s something here for you.
Grab a shirt. Sip from a mug. Slap on a sticker.
All merchandise is available for purchase at our live improv shows. To help you avoid shipping costs, we offer in-person sales then (Cash or Venmo)
Join the Rejects, one laugh at a time.
Something Out of Stock?
If there’s an item you’re interested in that’s currently unavailable, let us know — we’ll get back to you as soon as possible with restock information.
Have an idea for new Rejects merch? We’d love to hear it!
Why Shop “Rejects” Merch?
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Stand out with quirky, one-of-a-kind gear you won’t find anywhere else.
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Guaranteed to get a laugh, a nod, or a “Where’d you get that?”
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Great for friends, rebels, weirdos, and wonderfully odd humans.
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You don’t need to know improv—just how to have a good time.
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Every purchase helps support our independent, community-driven comedy group.
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All items are sold at our shows. You can purchase them there to avoid extra costs. Cash or Venmo please.
