In this original live sketch from our Christmas improv show, the sanctuary takes a back seat to the locker room as a crew of exhausted priests gear up for Midnight Mass, game-plan style. They’re not just talking liturgy—they’re trying to crack the eternal mystery: how do you get the once-a-year Christmas crowd to actually come back in January?

Between half-baked ideas, sideline banter, and a little spiritual panic, the energy shifts when the Pope storms in like a head coach delivering a fiery locker room speech. Equal parts reverent and ridiculous, “Holy Locker Room” plays with sports-movie tropes, church culture, and big-game hype—all wrapped in a holiday bow.