From snow-covered small towns to unexpected settings you won’t see on cable TV, Hallmark Movie Pitches takes you on a whirlwind tour of would-be holiday hits. Each scene offers a new cast and backdrop, but somehow... it all feels comfortingly the same.

This sketch playfully pokes fun at the warm, formulaic world of Hallmark movies—with a twist that reveals itself the more you watch. Expect flannel shirts, gentle revelations, long gazes, and an overload of holiday magic (or at least artificial snow).

A must-watch for rom-com lovers, satire fans, and anyone who's shouted "Didn’t we already watch this one?"